Warning! This page contains spoilers, obviously.
notright.mp3: Proof! Salem That can't be right.
omlet.mp3: Salem And I'll have the Liver and Bree omlet.
askedfor.mp3: Salem I'm sorry, I thought I asked for an omlet. Hello!
praycash.mp3: DongDing Salem Hello? Oh, yes! Oh-yes! Oh-yes! Ah! Prayers are answered! Ah! 50s! 20s!
please.mp3: Salem Oh please, oh please, oh plea-ea-ease!
hands.mp3: Salem At least let me lick your hands!
frosting.mp3: Salem Do I have any frosting on my face?
hatsidea.mp3: Salem The hats were my idea!
sabyo.mp3: Salem Sabrina. YO!
never_here.mp3: Salem You didn't see me, I was never here.
meow.mp3: Salem Meow? Meeo!
wcraft.mp3: Salem singing Witch Craft Those fingers in my hair, that sly come hither stare, that strips my conscience bare, it's... witch-craft. And I've got no defence for it, the heat is too intense for it, what good would common sense for it do... Chokes Hairball! Chokes Again! HAIRBALL!
These clips are sorted by the roughly how much of the clip involves Salem.
busted.mp3: Salem Yeah.. I'd like to place an order. I'll be paying with cash. First item. Mouse on a string - now that's a real mouse, right? No? Ervelper-hay. Yeah-yeah-And don't ever call me here again! Sa-Sabrina! You busted out of the joint?! Sabrina I've got to get this deactivator off. Salem I'll pick it with my dew claw. It's essentially the same lock that's on your diary.
dontdo.mp3: Hilda Salem? Salem Huh! Greek Club! Oh, man, don't do that to me!
boohoo.mp3: Aunts Ole! Ding Salem They left me behind! Be strong, don't cry, euh-heu-heu-heu-heu-euh-heu-heu! Magic Huh! Sabrina I can't believe we almost forgot you! Salem What. Had you left?
lovecat.mp3: Hilda Good work Salem... Salem Show me the tuna! Bigga! Show me the tuna! Say "I love the black cat"! Hilda I looove the black cat! Salem I can't hear you. Hilda I looove the black cat!! Salem I love the black cat!
burp.mp3: Salem Woah... I wish my fur had an elastic waistband. Burp. (Laughs) Zelda Well stop eating! Salem I can't...
cattalk.mp3: Sabrina C'mon Salem. Salem Can you wait till I've finished my milk? Sabrina Did the cat just talk? Salem Yes. And get this stupid hat off my head. Sabrina Oh my God!
sports.mp3: Salem Hurry up Sabrina, you're gonna miss the bus! Sabrina Oh, Salem! Have you seen my biology notes? Salem Nope, sports section's lining my box this week.
busstation.mp3: Baby Sqeals Salem Dear lord you picked up a guy at the bus station. Sabrina No it's the baby I'm babysitting for. He's fourteen months old. Something happened to him!
made_cat.mp3: SLAM Sabrina It's so unfair. They can't make me go to the other realm. Salem They made a cat: You're messing with the wrong crowd. (Laughs)
henry.mp3: Sabrina Patrick Henry gave an impassioned speech in Williamsburg where he proclaimed "Give me liberty or give me death" Salem Actually, he was gonna say "Give me libery or give me some other option" I told him I thought it needed more punch!
buyadog.mp3: Zilda I'm going to buy a lab. Hilda A Puppy!? Salem A do-og!? Zelda No! A Laboratory Salem I'm not relieved.
gimme5.mp3: Sabrina I did it! I passed! Hilda Congratulations! Zelda I'm so proud of you! Salem Gimme 5! Pause I can't... :-( Ueh-heh-huh-huh...
pushit.mp3: Hilda I'm so glad we spent our small fortune on a... briefcase. Salem So fire it up and whip me up some hospital gray catmi- Zelda Uh, uh. This is highly technical equipment. No one touches anything until I've read the manual. Salem Push the button. Hilda You push it. Salem Push it...! Hilda uuh.. Bzzziumring! Cool!
bake.mp3: Sabrina Well... do you want to help me bake, your highness? Salem Like I have a choice.
meow2.mp3: Jenny Hey kitty, do you know where the linen closet is? Salem Mow! Jenny I know, it's snooping. But all that talk about towels made me wanna check their's out... Salem Meow? Jenny I found it! Salem Meow?! Nooo! Sabrina What's up Salem? CRASH Salem Jenny, just got sent to other realm!
tryhard.mp3: Sabrina My aunts try hard. Salem Meow! Sabrina But you have to admit, they're pretty weird. Salem You have no idea.
mouse.mp3: Sabrina Salem? Would you like your rubber mouse? Pause Salem Please.
There is a distinct possibility that I have misheard some of the clips, and that the transcripts are not absolutely correct. If you see a mistake please tell me!
Some of these clips were recorded by Matt Tuckett. If you cannot play the *.MP3 sound clips, download the stunningly good WinAmp (MacAmp available too) from http://www.nullsoft.com/winamp/. Alternatively, visit the MPEG3 homepage and download a player. (Make sure it is an old one - eg WinPlay3 - since newer ones like AudioActive will apparently only play files from the MPEG3 home site).
IE4 users - please note that you do not actually need a player, IE4 comes with a gratis MPEG Layer 3 codec.
For more sounds from Sabrina the Teenage Witch, visit Matt T.'s Sabrina Sound Archive. A Sabrina Sound Archive is also available as part of the new obkb archives.