Sabrina Salem... would you like your rubber mouse?
Salem Please.
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SEASON 3: 55
Salem The sound of the can opener is the only thing that makes me feel truly alive.
Sabrina Salem... would you like your rubber mouse?
Salem Please.
Salem I can't go dancing, I can't play squash...
Sabrina C'mon Salem.
Salem Can you wait till I've finished my milk?
Sabrina Did the cat just talk?
Salem Yes. And get this stupid hat off my head.
Sabrina Oh my God!
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Sabrina SLAM It's so unfair. They can't make me go to the other realm.
Salem They made a cat: You're messing with the wrong crowd. (Laughs)
Salem Harvey and Sabrina! Harvey and Sabrina! Harvey and Sabrina! Har--meow!
Sabrina Well... do you want to help me bake, your highness?
Salem Like I have a choice.
Salem Woah... I wish my fur had an elastic waistband. Burp. (Laughs)
Zelda Well stop eating!
Salem I can't...
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Baby Sqeals
Salem Dear lord you picked up a guy at the bus station.
Sabrina No it's the baby I'm babysitting for. He's fourteen months old. Something happened to him!
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Salem Oop! (laughing) But it's worth it!
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Salem, pretending to be Harvey "I like squid. I like it a lot! Squid rocks!!"
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Salem Fa-la-la-la-la la-la la feh!
Salem You know how hard it is to get that far-away stare going?
Jenny Hey kitty, do you know where the linen closet is?
Salem Mow!
Jenny I know, it's snooping. But all that talk about towels made me wanna check their's out...
Salem Meow?
Jenny I found it!
Salem Meow?! Nooo!
Sabrina What's up Salem? CRASH
Salem Jenny, just got sent to other realm!
Zelda Did you happen to mention that you're a cat now?
Salem Is it that noticeable?
Shelly You're a cat!?
Salem (pause) Technically.
Shelly How long were you expecting this to fool me?
Salem Another 30 seconds?
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Salem (after eating much too much hair soup) Groom me! Please, groom me!
Sabrina You're in a chat room again pretending to be a woman, aren't you?
Salem I like the attention. [info]
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Salem Did you see that? Her cat had whisker extensions!
Sabrina How could you tell?
Salem It's so obvious!
Salem Meow? Meeo!
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Hilda Salem?
Salem Huh! Greek Club! Oh, man, don't do that to me!
Hilda Good work Salem...
Salem Show me the tuna! Bigga! Show me the tuna! Say "I love the black cat"!
Hilda I looove the black cat!
Salem I can't hear you.
Hilda I looove the black cat!!
Salem I love the black cat!
Salem Hurry up Sabrina, you're gonna miss the bus!
Sabrina Oh, Salem! Have you seen my biology notes?
Salem Nope, sports section's lining my box this week.
Aunts Ole! Ding
Salem They left me behind! Be strong, don't cry, euh-heu-heu-heu-heu-euh-heu-heu! Huh!
Sabrina I can't believe we almost forgot you!
Salem What. Had you left?
Salem The hats were my idea!
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Salem And I'll have the Liver and Bree omlet.
Salem I'm sorry, I thought I asked for an omlet. Hello!
Salem DongDing Hello? Oh, yes! Oh-yes! Oh-yes! Ah! Prayers are answered! Ah! 50s! 20s!
Salem Oh please, oh please, oh plea-ea-ease!
Salem At least let me lick your hands!
Salem Do I have any frosting on my face?
Salem Sabrina. YO!
Sabrina Patrick Henry gave an impassioned speech in Williamsburg where he proclaimed "Give me liberty or give me death"
Salem Actually, he was gonna say "Give me libery or give me some other option" I told him I thought it needed more punch!
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Salem Yeah.. I'd like to place an order. I'll be paying with cash. First item. Mouse on a string - now that's a real mouse, right? No? Ervelper-hay. Yeah-yeah-And don't ever call me here again! Sa-Sabrina! You busted out of the joint?!
Sabrina I've got to get this deactivator off.
Salem I'll pick it with my dew claw. It's essentially the same lock that's on your diary.
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Zilda I'm going to buy a lab.
Hilda A Puppy!?
Salem A do-og!?
Zelda No! A Laboratory
Salem I'm not relieved.
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Hilda I'm so glad we spent our small fortune on a...
briefcase.
Salem So fire it up and whip me up some hospital gray catmi-
Zelda Uh, uh. This is highly technical equipment. No one
touches anything until I've read the manual.
Salem Push the button.
Hilda You push it.
Salem Push it...!
Hilda uuh.. Bzzziumring! Cool!
Salem Proof! That can't be right.
Sabrina I did it! I passed!
Hilda Congratulations!
Zelda I'm so proud of you!
Salem Gimme 5! Pause I can't... :-( Ueh-heh-huh-huh...
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This is the episode they were filming during my tour of the set. There are no quotes for this episode yet. There's no episode page either, Donald hasn't got that far yet!